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Old 10-05-2015, 12:01   #1
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Default Postan Pat's last day

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house en-route he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged him and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50

At the second house they presented him with an 18 carat gold watch

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15 year old whisky

At the fourth house he was met by a beautiful dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the hand and led him upstairs to the bedroom where she gave him the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had all he could take they went downstairs where the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast with freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was nicely satisfied she poured him a steaming cup of coffee, as she was pouring he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the bottom edge of the mug

"All this has been just too wonderful for words" he said "But what's the 5 quid for?"

"Well", said the dumb blonde "Last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you and I asked him what to give you"

He said "F*** him, give him a fiver"

She smiled shyly and said "The breakfast was my idea"
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Old 10-05-2015, 14:06   #2
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Hahaha I really should of seen that coming
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Old 10-05-2015, 14:16   #3
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very good rustic , you are learning grasshopper
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