its joke time

briggie · 19-03-2015, 07:45

Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello, is that you, Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she'd just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir . . . the floor's still wet."

Lazy-Ferret · 19-03-2015, 14:38

johnb5177 · 19-03-2015, 18:29

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