giggle time

briggie · 24-02-2015, 18:20

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto."

"I'd take my half and leave you" she says.

Great he says. "Here's £5. I won £10 yesterday! Stay in touch."

Lazy-Ferret · 24-02-2015, 18:49

I so wish I had read this a couple of relationships ago...

24-02-2015, 18:20	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	giggle time At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto." "I'd take my half and leave you" she says. Great he says. "Here's £5. I won £10 yesterday! Stay in touch."

24-02-2015, 18:49	#2
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	I so wish I had read this a couple of relationships ago...