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briggie · 15-07-2013, 11:00

The New President was having a party for himself after his first week in office to celebrate. After a night of eating and drinking and drinking and drinking some more he had decided that it would be nice to pay for a whore for the night...after all he was the President and a man in his position could, after all, get away with it like so many others before him did.

He goes up to a blonde and asked her how much for her to spend one night with him. Her reply was: "Well, Mr. President for you....$1.500.00." He then said: "Tthat's too much, I am the President and refuse to spend that much money." So he went and seeked out a brunette and asked her how much for her to spend one night with him and she replied: "For you, Mr. President $2,000.00." Well, the president of course said: "No way!!!! I am the President....I should not have to pay for it at all!!! I refuse to pay out that kind of money for a whore!!!!"

Just as he was making his statement loud and clear a Beatiful redhead comes strolling across the room with a big smile on her face and said: "Why don't you ask me, Mr. President?" So the President asked her how much to spend the night with him...a great man of power. The redhead replied: "Well, Mr. President....If you can pull my dress up over my head as high as the taxes are, and pull my panties down as low as the wages are, and **** me as hard as you do the citizens of our country....Then you can have it for FREE!!!!"

15-07-2013, 11:00	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	rude briggie joke The New President was having a party for himself after his first week in office to celebrate. After a night of eating and drinking and drinking and drinking some more he had decided that it would be nice to pay for a whore for the night...after all he was the President and a man in his position could, after all, get away with it like so many others before him did. He goes up to a blonde and asked her how much for her to spend one night with him. Her reply was: "Well, Mr. President for you....$1.500.00." He then said: "Tthat's too much, I am the President and refuse to spend that much money." So he went and seeked out a brunette and asked her how much for her to spend one night with him and she replied: "For you, Mr. President $2,000.00." Well, the president of course said: "No way!!!! I am the President....I should not have to pay for it at all!!! I refuse to pay out that kind of money for a whore!!!!" Just as he was making his statement loud and clear a Beatiful redhead comes strolling across the room with a big smile on her face and said: "Why don't you ask me, Mr. President?" So the President asked her how much to spend the night with him...a great man of power. The redhead replied: "Well, Mr. President....If you can pull my dress up over my head as high as the taxes are, and pull my panties down as low as the wages are, and **** me as hard as you do the citizens of our country....Then you can have it for FREE!!!!"