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Old 22-06-2012, 16:41   #1
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Talking Newly Weds

Newlyweds undressing, Groom removes socks,bride asks wots wrong with ur feet - ur toes all mangled?
I had Tolio as child.
U mean polio?
No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes. Groom removes his trousers & bride asks wots wrong wiv ur knees, they're deformed,
As a child i had kneasles.
U mean measles?
No Kneasles - a strange illness that only affected my knees.
Groom removes his boxers......
Don't tell me, says bride - ******* smallcox!
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Old 22-06-2012, 18:36   #2
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