briggie joke

briggie · 09-08-2011, 22:38

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

laurieash · 09-08-2011, 22:48

two fleas on a fanny 1 is a Burglar 1 is a junkie, How can you tell them apart? the Burglar is hiding in the bush,and the junkie is sniffing the Crack.
Laurie.
Old but still a good un.

09-08-2011, 22:38	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	briggie joke Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

09-08-2011, 22:48	#2
laurieash Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme nr scunthorpe Vehicle: TerranoII /Discos/Landrov Posts: 423	two fleas on a fanny 1 is a Burglar 1 is a junkie, How can you tell them apart? the Burglar is hiding in the bush,and the junkie is sniffing the Crack. Laurie. Old but still a good un.