my last day!!!

harlowmaverick · 15-04-2011, 00:52

of freedom!
tieing the knot tommorow, if she makes it!

what would you do on your last day of freedom?

illy · 15-04-2011, 07:20

Go take the wheels off her car so she cant get there lol

illy

clivvy · 15-04-2011, 07:51

eat cake

4x4_Gav · 15-04-2011, 08:10

Roll your car in mud rofl!!!

On a serious note, congrats mate, hope all goes well.

Only 8 months and counting for me, this year is going too bloody quick

jims-terrano · 15-04-2011, 08:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by clivvy

eat cake

All the best mate and "Eat Cake"

Jim

makeitfit · 15-04-2011, 09:10

Get your self a big pair of pants and wear them only with a vest with holes in it. Put Star Wars on really loud and drink several cans of lager , discarding empties where the hell you like. Fart a lot and leave the top off the toothpaste.
Don't put the cap back on the coffee and make sure you clean the carbs on the table. Get a pizza delivered and only eat some of it, file the rest for breakfast.
Leave your clothes in a pile on the floor and leave the seat up on the bog and don't flush it

Oh yeh, go for a proper thrash in the car and then get pissed

Get a kebab on the way home and when you get in put the poker on the telly and get some zepplin blasting on stereo and fall asleep on the couch.............
Enjoy

lacroupade · 15-04-2011, 12:34

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Originally Posted by makeitfit

Get your self a big pair of pants and wear them only with a vest with holes in it. Put Star Wars on really loud and drink several cans of lager , discarding empties where the hell you like. Fart a lot and leave the top off the toothpaste.
Don't put the cap back on the coffee and make sure you clean the carbs on the table. Get a pizza delivered and only eat some of it, file the rest for breakfast.
Leave your clothes in a pile on the floor and leave the seat up on the bog and don't flush it

Oh yeh, go for a proper thrash in the car and then get pissed

Get a kebab on the way home and when you get in put the poker on the telly and get some zepplin blasting on stereo and fall asleep on the couch.............
Enjoy

...not forgetting to leave the toilet seat up with a nice fat skidder down the side of the bowl....

harlowmaverick · 15-04-2011, 15:45

you guys all talk as if you know me intimatly already!!!

ClanWolf · 15-04-2011, 16:14

Do something you've always fancied doing but never got around to. Then resolve to do something equally barmy with your wife at least once a month. Always talk with her and never assume silence means fine.

I wish you and your lady the very, very best for tomorrow and the future.

makeitfit · 15-04-2011, 18:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacroupade

...not forgetting to leave the toilet seat up with a nice fat skidder down the side of the bowl....

Better still leave the dreadnought there too

larson · 15-04-2011, 18:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by harlowmaverick

of freedom!
tieing the knot tommorow, if she makes it!

what would you do on your last day of freedom?

shoot her

briggie · 15-04-2011, 18:26

id reflect on the times when single and look forward to happy times with your lovely lady ( say hi for me please , if she remembers lol ) ..... by the way its mine and sheilas 17th anniversary on sunday

briggie · 15-04-2011, 20:30

1. Never both be angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If one ofyou has to win an argument, let it be your mate.
4. If you have to criticize do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up mistakes in the past.
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
8. At least once everyday try to say one kind or compliment word.
9. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it.
10. It takes two to make a quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.

briggie · 15-04-2011, 20:37

Why Marriage? by Mari Nichols

Because to the depths of me, I long to love one person,
With all my heart, my soul, my mind, my body...

Because I need a forever friend to trust with the intimacies of me,
Who won't hold them against me,
Who loves me when I'm unlikable,
Who sees the small child in me, and
Who looks for the divine potential of me...

Because I need to cuddle in the warmth of the night
With someone who thanks God for me,
With someone I feel blessed to hold...

Because marriage means opportunity
To grow in love in friendship...

Because marriage is a discipline
To be added to a list of achievements...

Because marriages do not fail, people fail
When they enter into marriage
Expecting another to make them whole...

Because, knowing this,
I promise myself to take full responsibility
For my spiritual, mental and physical wholeness
I create me,
I take half of the responsibility for my marriage
Together we create our marriage...

Because with this understanding
The possibilities are limitless.

felixthelogchopper · 16-04-2011, 19:36

Get a good night's kip and make sure you are ready for the big day so she is proud of you from the start

15-04-2011, 00:52	#1
harlowmaverick Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Harlow, Essex Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 3.0 tdi 03 Posts: 962	my last day!!! of freedom! tieing the knot tommorow, if she makes it! what would you do on your last day of freedom?

15-04-2011, 20:30	#13
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	10 rules for a happy marriage 1. Never both be angry at the same time. 2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. 3. If one ofyou has to win an argument, let it be your mate. 4. If you have to criticize do it lovingly. 5. Never bring up mistakes in the past. 6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. 8. At least once everyday try to say one kind or compliment word. 9. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it. 10. It takes two to make a quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.

15-04-2011, 20:37	#14
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	why marriage ? Why Marriage? by Mari Nichols Because to the depths of me, I long to love one person, With all my heart, my soul, my mind, my body... Because I need a forever friend to trust with the intimacies of me, Who won't hold them against me, Who loves me when I'm unlikable, Who sees the small child in me, and Who looks for the divine potential of me... Because I need to cuddle in the warmth of the night With someone who thanks God for me, With someone I feel blessed to hold... Because marriage means opportunity To grow in love in friendship... Because marriage is a discipline To be added to a list of achievements... Because marriages do not fail, people fail When they enter into marriage Expecting another to make them whole... Because, knowing this, I promise myself to take full responsibility For my spiritual, mental and physical wholeness I create me, I take half of the responsibility for my marriage Together we create our marriage... Because with this understanding The possibilities are limitless.

15-04-2011, 07:20	#2
illy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rugeley Staffordshire Posts: 233	Go take the wheels off her car so she cant get there lol illy

15-04-2011, 07:51	#3
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	eat cake

15-04-2011, 08:10	#4
4x4_Gav Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Nottinghamshire Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II 2.7 TDI Posts: 480	Roll your car in mud rofl!!! On a serious note, congrats mate, hope all goes well. Only 8 months and counting for me, this year is going too bloody quick

15-04-2011, 09:10	#6
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Get your self a big pair of pants and wear them only with a vest with holes in it. Put Star Wars on really loud and drink several cans of lager , discarding empties where the hell you like. Fart a lot and leave the top off the toothpaste. Don't put the cap back on the coffee and make sure you clean the carbs on the table. Get a pizza delivered and only eat some of it, file the rest for breakfast. Leave your clothes in a pile on the floor and leave the seat up on the bog and don't flush it Oh yeh, go for a proper thrash in the car and then get pissed Get a kebab on the way home and when you get in put the poker on the telly and get some zepplin blasting on stereo and fall asleep on the couch............. Enjoy

15-04-2011, 15:45	#8
harlowmaverick Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Harlow, Essex Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 3.0 tdi 03 Posts: 962	you guys all talk as if you know me intimatly already!!!

15-04-2011, 16:14	#9
ClanWolf Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: West Sussex Vehicle: Terrano II 2.4i SE Posts: 319	Do something you've always fancied doing but never got around to. Then resolve to do something equally barmy with your wife at least once a month. Always talk with her and never assume silence means fine. I wish you and your lady the very, very best for tomorrow and the future.

15-04-2011, 18:26	#12
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	id reflect on the times when single and look forward to happy times with your lovely lady ( say hi for me please , if she remembers lol ) ..... by the way its mine and sheilas 17th anniversary on sunday

16-04-2011, 19:36	#15
felixthelogchopper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Essex Vehicle: 1996 Ford Maverick 2.7TDi Posts: 284	Get a good night's kip and make sure you are ready for the big day so she is proud of you from the start