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Old 18-12-2010, 22:45   #1
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I was watching Nigella's Christmas programme on TV the other day when the wife walked in to the room. Wife say's she doesn't like her because "she's suggestive" and "dirty". Personally I can't see a problem with attributes like that and I struggle to get much beyond her chest

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Old 18-12-2010, 23:19   #2
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i know what you mean jim, i can never remember what she was talking about,
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Old 18-12-2010, 23:23   #3
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when she says things like `Beat it rigorously` i have to leave the room for a while lol
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Old 19-12-2010, 01:04   #4
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Can't stand the woman , bit of a moose ;O)
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Cooking breakfast in a blacksilk wrapround yesterday,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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Old 19-12-2010, 10:45   #6
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apart from the long black hair, i dont like her, or her face, or her food.
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Old 19-12-2010, 10:48   #7
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apart from the long black hair, i dont like her, or her face, or her food.

Your defo being too fussy this time
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i would....
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Old 19-12-2010, 12:28   #9
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Says it all
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Being a chef for the last 23 years I HAVE to watch her programmes to keep my registration of the guild of chefs upto date , well thats my excuse anyway!!!!!
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Old 19-12-2010, 23:42   #11
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who gives a F*** about her cooking?

Did you see her face when Jonothan |ross called her a MILF ?

but she certainly is
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id love to put a bun in her oven
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honest to god n peple call me a bimbo yous lot r himbos
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Old 20-12-2010, 00:24   #14
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What's a MILF??????

Yes I know I'm not with it, I don't do Twitter or Facebook either.

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honest to god n peple call me a bimbo yous lot r himbos
That killed that thread
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