19-11-2010, 22:57 | #1 |
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fact of life
A Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' |
19-11-2010, 23:01 | #2 |
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is that a quote from the 1785 best mans speech book ???????????
not saying its an old joke you must understand, but............... |
19-11-2010, 23:10 | #3 |
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just found some joke on another site i belong to..
after all Briggie is not here, some one has to post jokes... |
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very good
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20-11-2010, 00:36 | #7 |
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hes learning .... one day he will be as good ( bad ) as me
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