joke

clivvy · 30-09-2010, 21:37

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

The Patrolman · 30-09-2010, 21:42

That's my joke!!

That's my only joke!!!

and that's no joke!!

Only joking!

clivvy · 30-09-2010, 21:51

youre joke?

youre having a laugh.

The Patrolman · 30-09-2010, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by clivvy

youre joke?

youre having a laugh.

OK! a variation on my joke

A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

robobone · 01-10-2010, 07:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Patrolman

OK! a variation on my joke

A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

the old ones are always the old ones

clivvy · 01-10-2010, 07:44

i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "

robobone · 01-10-2010, 07:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Patrolman

OK! a variation on my joke

A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

Quote:

Originally Posted by clivvy

i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "

surley this is in the wrong forum and should be in
worst ever joke competition

clivvy · 01-10-2010, 12:48

people keep saying that about my jokes, but i dont believe them...

like, heres one, its a geeky one...

what does a Computer Engineer for cuts and bruises? TCP/IP CREAM!

ha...ha ha...haaaaaaahahahahahahah

thats awesome, and i made it up myself.

30-09-2010, 21:37	#1
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	joke Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

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The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	That's my joke!! That's my only joke!!! and that's no joke!! Only joking!

30-09-2010, 21:51	#3
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	youre joke? youre having a laugh.

01-10-2010, 07:44	#6
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	i like: " a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "

01-10-2010, 12:48	#8
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	people keep saying that about my jokes, but i dont believe them... like, heres one, its a geeky one... what does a Computer Engineer for cuts and bruises? TCP/IP CREAM! ha...ha ha...haaaaaaahahahahahahah thats awesome, and i made it up myself.