a good wine

tezzer · 20-03-2010, 18:05

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria..

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

sidsid06 · 20-03-2010, 21:21

take it then that BANKERS AND POLITICIANS MUST ONLY EVER DRINK WATER

tezzer · 20-03-2010, 21:47

i think your right sid,

briggie · 20-03-2010, 22:57

did you say Bankers ? lol

briggie · 20-03-2010, 23:04

a little boy and girl where discussing their differances , the boy dropped his trousers and said " look at this !!!! , i bet you wish you had one of these , its great " .... little girl dropped her knickers and said " mum says with one of these i can get as many of those as i want "

20-03-2010, 18:05	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	a good wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit! There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

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20-03-2010, 21:21	#2
sidsid06 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: gloucestershire Vehicle: terrano2 2.7td Posts: 291	take it then that BANKERS AND POLITICIANS MUST ONLY EVER DRINK WATER

20-03-2010, 21:47	#3
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	i think your right sid,

20-03-2010, 22:57	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	did you say Bankers ? lol

20-03-2010, 23:04	#5
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a little boy and girl where discussing their differances , the boy dropped his trousers and said " look at this !!!! , i bet you wish you had one of these , its great " .... little girl dropped her knickers and said " mum says with one of these i can get as many of those as i want "