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Old 19-03-2010, 21:43   #1
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Possibly one the best ebay seller descriptions of all time

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%23description


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Old 19-03-2010, 21:57   #2
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genius.
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Old 19-03-2010, 22:02   #3
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excellent and its all true
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Old 19-03-2010, 22:33   #4
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i love this question



Q: I az got a pitbull that don't like fiting or nuffink. Would you konsi.. consed.. fink about a part x. its got burberry coats init and spikey collar and i've superglued its ears up to look ard. 19-Mar-10
A: dat wicked 4 yr dogg mate, init. As it got tat oo. I is well likein burberry init. Got some wicked D&G shades for da pup as well. Is it bitch cuse me wants an earn wiv its kitten fings if it a good breeder.
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First class, the Q & A bit, pure brilliance
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Old 20-03-2010, 09:27   #7
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Who would have thought Ebay was an outlet for comedy?!
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Old 20-03-2010, 13:32   #8
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i bet the police have a special unit just for ebay.

you cant buy fags or sex toys ..... but you can buy big knives , machetes knuckle dusters and other mad stuff without proving your age.

its a crazy world init

cracking add though , you seen his other items
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