bad joke

Spook · 12-03-2010, 23:33

what type of chesse can you hide a horse in?

mask-a-pony (mascapone)

i'll get my coat.......

briggie · 13-03-2010, 00:02

What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A volts wagon.

Ian Hunt · 13-03-2010, 00:10

Ouch!

Will you both stop it now! Pleeeease!!

briggie · 13-03-2010, 01:02

Did you hear about what happened when the police caught a man stealing car batteries?
They charged him.

briggie · 13-03-2010, 01:23

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally wrecked but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of brandy didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this brandy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and offers it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

briggie · 13-03-2010, 01:31

had enough yet ? haha

briggie · 13-03-2010, 10:01

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the
shadows.

'Twenty quid," she whispers.

Paddy had never had a @+%**@ before, but decides -- what the hell, it's
only
twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me
wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neither did I,' says Paddy, 'til you shone that light in her
face!!!"

extreme-4x4 · 13-03-2010, 10:05

pauuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy yyy

has tits. granny ones now hes on his atkins diet

so im told

12-03-2010, 23:33	#1
Spook Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: north west Vehicle: Can't say too embarassing Posts: 156	bad joke what type of chesse can you hide a horse in? mask-a-pony (mascapone) i'll get my coat.......

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13-03-2010, 00:02	#2
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	What kind of car does an electrician drive? A volts wagon.

13-03-2010, 00:10	#3
Ian Hunt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Peak District Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 125	Ouch! Will you both stop it now! Pleeeease!!

13-03-2010, 01:02	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	Did you hear about what happened when the police caught a man stealing car batteries? They charged him.

13-03-2010, 01:23	#5
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally wrecked but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of brandy didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this brandy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and offers it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

13-03-2010, 01:31	#6
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	had enough yet ? haha

13-03-2010, 10:01	#7
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows. 'Twenty quid," she whispers. Paddy had never had a @+%**@ before, but decides -- what the hell, it's only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neither did I,' says Paddy, 'til you shone that light in her face!!!"

13-03-2010, 10:05	#8
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	pauuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy yyy has tits. granny ones now hes on his atkins diet so im told