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Old 12-02-2010, 13:06   #1
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What is a fart?


A fart it is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloudA fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song....A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmless,Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,While others are vile,A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......A fart can occurIn a number of places,And leave everyone there,With strange looks on their faces.. From wide-open plains,To small elevators,A fart will find all ofUs sooner or later.But farts are all bad,Is simply not true-We must never forget....Sweet old farts like you!
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Old 12-02-2010, 13:14   #2
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Hey Zippy 656 ..... Do you think that the baby above looks like a certain "Throbbing" member of "Team Wales" who lives by a river in West Wales ?????
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um no idea, as i cant see pics at work
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Hey Zippy 656 ..... Do you think that the baby above looks like a certain "Throbbing" member of "Team Wales" who lives by a river in West Wales ?????
you and your picture posting LOL!

If you just want to post a single pic, click on the paperclip symbol at the top of the box where you write your message - then you can select whatever it is from your hard drive, click on 'upload' and it will be at the bottom of your message.....
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