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Old 09-04-2009, 12:40   #1
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Default Scams beware

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Asda at warrington. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

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Old 09-04-2009, 13:15   #2
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Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Asda at warrington. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

Oh dear thats terrible...I think Team Wales should come up immediately and volunteer as stooges to catch these dastardly criminals...oh wait, none of us has a wallet...damn!!!
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