Muslims and Rebel the police dog. (Scottish too).

mav · 01-02-2009, 00:18

Please read the comments listed in the comments section, I really could not believe what i was reading............ So why can`t they go home if a police dog upsets them so much....

Dogs are filthy pets!

Think i may have to trade in my Chocolate Lab for a Kebab!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2229...omplaints.html

Bat21 · 01-02-2009, 00:22

... yesterdays news Mav, 7 months ago to be precise

tezzer · 01-02-2009, 00:24

oh no dont start me on immigrants, we must be the laughing stock of europe the way we give in to their po*y religions,

tezzer

Muzz · 01-02-2009, 00:25

The worlds gone mad

makeitfit · 01-02-2009, 00:25

What a load of ballocks.
I'm going to stroke my dog to bits and then shake the hand of those complaining whingeing PC muzzys BUT not tell them

Muzz · 01-02-2009, 00:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeitfit

What a load of ballocks.
I'm going to stroke my dog to bits and then shake the hand of those complaining whingeing PC muzzys BUT not tell them

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I made comment about a scot and got hung drawn and quartered so I dare not comment here.

willow · 01-02-2009, 00:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat21

... yesterdays news Mav, 7 months ago to be precise

Sorry bat21 I missed it

what a load of drivel mav

but its all are own fault we are too polite
but I hope we never lose it

Bat21 · 01-02-2009, 00:31

I'm surprised at that. The Dundee Police and the muslim community have a good relationship. The local council have even named a city road after a local muslim police officer

Here

makeitfit · 01-02-2009, 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat21

I'm surprised at that. The Dundee Police and the muslim community have a good relationship. The local council have even named a city road after a local muslim police officer

Here

Brown Plod Street, mmm has a certain ring to it

Bat21 · 01-02-2009, 00:38

A mate of mine saw a Muslim Stripper the other weekend ...........

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Yaseen Mamuff

mav · 01-02-2009, 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzz

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I made comment about a scot and got hung drawn and quartered so I dare not comment here.

Just behave yourself then!.

It could have been anywhere in the UK.

tezzer · 01-02-2009, 00:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzz

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I made comment about a scot and got hung drawn and quartered so I dare not comment here.

go on muzz, no one will mind especialy me lol

tezzer

mav · 01-02-2009, 00:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat21

A mate of mine saw a Muslim Stripper the other weekend ...........

She was called
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Yaseen Mamuff

Guess the must be loads of Muslim jokes out there, Just like Bat21`s.

tezzer · 01-02-2009, 00:45

i got this sent to me the other day, i bet she shut up;

An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed:
A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout.

When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse.

The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him".

The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman:
"Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen".

"It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today".
"However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq".

"When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid."

Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.

IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British friends..
I just did.............!!!

tezzer · 01-02-2009, 01:08

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Bat21 Administrator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Shropshire Vehicle: Tonka Toy Posts: 1,044	... yesterdays news Mav, 7 months ago to be precise

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tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	oh no dont start me on immigrants, we must be the laughing stock of europe the way we give in to their po*y religions, tezzer

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Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	The worlds gone mad

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makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	What a load of ballocks. I'm going to stroke my dog to bits and then shake the hand of those complaining whingeing PC muzzys BUT not tell them

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Bat21 Administrator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Shropshire Vehicle: Tonka Toy Posts: 1,044	I'm surprised at that. The Dundee Police and the muslim community have a good relationship. The local council have even named a city road after a local muslim police officer Here

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Bat21 Administrator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Shropshire Vehicle: Tonka Toy Posts: 1,044	A mate of mine saw a Muslim Stripper the other weekend ........... She was called . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yaseen Mamuff

01-02-2009, 00:45	#14
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	i got this sent to me the other day, i bet she shut up; An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him". The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: "Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen". "It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today". "However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq". "When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid." Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British friends.. I just did.............!!!

01-02-2009, 01:08	#15
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	and another one, and this true well it is down here. WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. Don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one word of English: ‘ASYLUM’! Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week. A chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'. A few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted. There local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain. Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire. If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN! Get along to the airport, the lorry park or the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain. You are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth. Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'. FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER YOU KNOW