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Old 20-01-2009, 01:04   #1
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Talking Best Blonde Joke

A blonde girl is staring at an Orange juice carton for ages,
her mate says" why dya keep looking at a bloody Carton"?
Blonde girl replies "Der, it says Concentrate on it".

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Old 20-01-2009, 21:22   #2
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A blonde breaks down on the roadside, garage takes her car for repair.
upon inspection the mechanic says to the blonde, "just sh*t in the air filter"
Blonde replies."Really, how often do I need to do That?"
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