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Old 01-03-2017, 19:50   #1
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Cool little old lady

A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?”
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered “Uh, yes, ma’am. We do.”
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “D-do y-you ha-aave any ab-bb-bout th-this l-long?”
“Well, yes ma’am, we do. We have several that size.”
Forming a 5″ circle with her fingers, she then asked, “A-are an-nny ofth-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?”
“Well… Yes, a few of them are about that big.”
“D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a vv-ii-bra-a-ator?”
“Yes, Ma`am, one of them does.”
“W-Wel-ll, h-how d-do y-you t-turn it off?”
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Old 01-03-2017, 21:02   #2
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Clicked at "5" circle... Very funny..
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Old 01-03-2017, 23:10   #3
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Having to wipe Pepsi off the cat!!!

F M that's funny.

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