LUCK

briggie · 11-02-2017, 14:31

Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.
Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 30 million in the Jamaican lottery.
Must be beginners luck

emjaybee · 11-02-2017, 14:37

Me too!

Apparently I'm distantly related to a Billionaire in Africa and they are trying to send me the procedes of his estate.

Gotta go, have to make a bank transfer so they can approve my account to release the funds.

11-02-2017, 14:31	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	LUCK Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours. Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 30 million in the Jamaican lottery. Must be beginners luck

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11-02-2017, 14:37	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Me too! Apparently I'm distantly related to a Billionaire in Africa and they are trying to send me the procedes of his estate. Gotta go, have to make a bank transfer so they can approve my account to release the funds.