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Old 21-01-2017, 10:36   #1
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Default My dogs got to go to the vet

My dog Minton swallowed a shuttlecock the other day.












Bad Minton!
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Old 21-01-2017, 11:54   #2
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No No No
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Old 21-01-2017, 12:19   #3
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Well.






Briggie is still asleep
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Old 21-01-2017, 13:11   #4
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Oh dear lord.








I don't know how, but will someone please get in touch with Briggie and wake him up.

I can't take any more like that.
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Old 21-01-2017, 13:28   #5
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Default Still no briggie

What did the cheese say to the mirror?

Halloumi.


What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascapone.
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Old 21-01-2017, 13:41   #6
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Haven't you got something that needs fixing?

Washing up to do?

Curtain rail to put up?

Truck to wash?

Anything?

Just PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE stop!!!!!

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Old 21-01-2017, 17:23   #7
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You could always go & cut your hair again.

Now that was funny
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Now THAT was funny.

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Old 21-01-2017, 19:25   #9
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Only need to cut my hair cut once a year
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