how did that happen??

Dave_Askham · 15-01-2016, 15:13

Murphy's ole lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the day had come. HER day was here! He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and annunced, "Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!" "Ain't dat grand!!" the father replied.
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter!!!! She is a pretty li'l t'ing, too...."
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this; then the doctor told him, "Hold on, we ain't got done YET!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and exclaimed, "Murph, you just had yourself another boy!"
Murphy said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies?"
The doctor counselled, "You never know, Murph.... It was probably something that happened during conception."
Murphy answered by repeating, "Ah, yeah, during conception."
When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and queried, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat-dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night...."
Murph said, "I'll tell you, b'gosh.....it's a freakin' good t'ing we didn't use WD-40!!!"

panelbeater · 15-01-2016, 19:04

whats wrong with good old axel grease.

15-01-2016, 15:13	#1
Dave_Askham Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: North Lincolnshire Vehicle: 05 Terrano 2.7 LWB Posts: 60	how did that happen?? Murphy's ole lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the day had come. HER day was here! He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and annunced, "Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!" "Ain't dat grand!!" the father replied. Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter!!!! She is a pretty li'l t'ing, too...." Murphy got kind of puzzled by this; then the doctor told him, "Hold on, we ain't got done YET!" The doctor then delivered another boy and exclaimed, "Murph, you just had yourself another boy!" Murphy said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies?" The doctor counselled, "You never know, Murph.... It was probably something that happened during conception." Murphy answered by repeating, "Ah, yeah, during conception." When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and queried, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat-dere 3-in-1 Oil?" She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night...." Murph said, "I'll tell you, b'gosh.....it's a freakin' good t'ing we didn't use WD-40!!!"

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15-01-2016, 19:04	#2
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	whats wrong with good old axel grease.