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Old 19-11-2015, 18:26   #1
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Talking Rude-ish joke!

A man goes to Africa for a cheap penis extension, talking to the doctor he asks what he can get for 3k!

"Well, we have a new procedure where we graft a baby elephants trunk onto it"

"That sounds great", says the guy! "I'll take it"

A few months later the guy has recovered back home and goes on his first date since the operation. In a nice restaurant, fruit on the table, fancy waiters and with a beautiful woman, he feels a stir in his groins, tonight's the night he thinks to himself!
Then without warning his trunk appears from under the table, picks an apple out of the fruit basket then disappears! The woman, shocked, says "wow, that's amazing, can you do it again?" The guy replies "well, my penis can but I don't think my arse can take another apple".
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