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Old 10-11-2015, 13:02   #1
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I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him ?
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Old 10-11-2015, 13:55   #2
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Better than the frog one!
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Old 10-11-2015, 14:04   #3
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Old 10-11-2015, 18:48   #4
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I actually got banned from a amateur radio group on facebook for telling this joke
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Old 10-11-2015, 19:45   #5
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You've got to be kidding me!



Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

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Old 10-11-2015, 19:48   #6
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You've got to be kidding me!



Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

They've modified his rig now, it can only receive lol....
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I reckon his twig got snapped
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Old 10-11-2015, 21:31   #8
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I reckon his twig got snapped
you just wait till I get my yagi up jim
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:46   #9
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I never mention weight to wifey,That way i stay away from A&E.
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Old 11-11-2015, 10:57   #10
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When the other half was about 8 Months pregnant with our first child, we were laid in bed one morning whilst she was holding her belly and moaning about being fat... without a second thought I yelled out.......

"THAR SHE BLOWS"

To say the 'joke' was not well received would be somewhat of an understatement.....

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