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Old 20-10-2015, 09:09   #1
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Red face norfolk joke

Two slugs are crawling down the road into Great Yarmouth, chatting away to each other and minding their own business. Suddenly two snails appear just in front of them. So the slugs shout out “Bloody caravanners!”
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Old 20-10-2015, 09:34   #2
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Ha Ha very good.
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Old 20-10-2015, 09:36   #3
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Nice slow burner! lol
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Nice one! Have they threatened to run you out of town yet?

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Will they pull into a lay-by to let them overtake ?

Probably just slow on the bends and fast on the straight to prevent overtaking.lol
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Old 20-10-2015, 20:40   #6
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Aww man.... the title made me smile.
As for the rest

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Old 24-10-2015, 19:11   #7
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Gone quiet briggy?
Let me help out. uploadfromtaptalk1445710267666.jpg

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