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briggie · 03-10-2015, 18:50

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

harlowmaverick · 03-10-2015, 19:46

johnb5177 · 03-10-2015, 19:50

jonela · 03-10-2015, 19:53

emjaybee · 03-10-2015, 20:39

Two outstanding in a week, superb!

More entertaining than the English rugby!

solarman216 · 03-10-2015, 20:43

Ace, Rick

macabethiel · 04-10-2015, 08:47

Another good one Briggy must have found an old Student Rag Mag pre PC era!

03-10-2015, 18:50	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	agnes Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

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emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Two outstanding in a week, superb! More entertaining than the English rugby!

04-10-2015, 08:47	#7
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	Another good one Briggy must have found an old Student Rag Mag pre PC era!