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Old 28-09-2015, 11:46   #1
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Default Massive crack in my windsceen

Only noticed it this morning . . . . .
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Old 28-09-2015, 11:48   #2
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Only noticed it this morning . . . . .
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Old 28-09-2015, 13:20   #3
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Oh Lord!

That's put me off my lunch!

Thanks a bundle, I probably won't be able to sleep tonight either.

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Old 28-09-2015, 15:52   #4
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Looks to me like he's taken a place to park his bike with him... maybe the Kick stands broken.. Just hope no one else tries to park their bike there.
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Old 28-09-2015, 18:16   #5
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That's one bad arse biker
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Old 28-09-2015, 18:24   #6
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I would say it is a SHE riding pillion, her arms are round the drivers waist not on the handlebars and his/hers leg is in front of the pillion's, also they look like a woman's legs and behind, I could be wrong of course, but that is how it looks to me, Rick
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Old 28-09-2015, 23:49   #7
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I bet she can shit !!!!
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Old 29-09-2015, 00:32   #8
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If he wheelies she aint half gonna have a sore a55!!!
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Old 29-09-2015, 09:55   #9
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It was common in my motor cycling days for the girls to show their knickers/behind, we could tell who the driver was from the rear view, Rick
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Old 29-09-2015, 09:57   #10
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Aaaaaaah! so this is the supermoon that everyone's talking about... It all makes sense now.
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Old 29-09-2015, 10:15   #11
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None of you can say I don't provide great crack
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