The nudist beach...

rustic · 20-09-2015, 12:43

Got your attention:
Things are too serious at the moment, time to loosen up lol..

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

macabethiel · 20-09-2015, 12:51

lol

jims-terrano · 20-09-2015, 13:05

Haha

don simon · 20-09-2015, 13:25

emjaybee · 20-09-2015, 15:25

We like it...

...we like it a lot !!!

Mr K · 20-09-2015, 16:56

That cheered me up

don simon · 20-09-2015, 16:59

A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".

rustic · 20-09-2015, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by don simon

A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".

johnb5177 · 20-09-2015, 17:50

SilasStingy · 20-09-2015, 19:28

Haha wonderful!

firebobby · 20-09-2015, 20:11

Both very funny

emjaybee · 20-09-2015, 22:24

Short and sweet!

briggie · 21-09-2015, 20:23

I willingly submit my crown

rustic · 21-09-2015, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

I willingly submit my crown

No, I think we have a long way to go to catch up with you Pete...

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rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	The nudist beach... Got your attention: Things are too serious at the moment, time to loosen up lol.. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach... As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is' Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother: Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets. __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

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don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".

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