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Old 11-12-2014, 07:24   #1
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Default Gotta be the best eBay advert ever!

If I was to hazard a guess its a divorce and she got the car?

Perhaps the owner just really hates it, I know we all do

Still, 10/10 for the advert. Found this link on Facebook!

Warning - you may find a freelander.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1914409908...845%26_rdc%3D1
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Old 11-12-2014, 07:49   #2
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Brilliant! All sales adds should be like this especially the bit about tyres 😄😄😄
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Old 11-12-2014, 09:38   #3
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Brilliant! All sales adds should be like this especially the bit about tyres ������
Yes, a thorough description indeed
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Old 11-12-2014, 10:04   #4
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em different
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Old 11-12-2014, 11:44   #5
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I wondered where my knickers had been left

Loving this!
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Old 11-12-2014, 11:48   #6
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I wondered where my knickers had been left

Loving this!
Nooooo... Surely a T2 driver would never have "made out" with a "LandRover" driver.... is there no shame in this world.....
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Old 11-12-2014, 13:11   #7
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What can I say?
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Old 11-12-2014, 13:36   #8
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What can I say?
Well, for a start, "I'm very Sorry, with cherries on top, and I will buy you all a drink", but that would still barely start to cover it...
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I am sooo verrrry sooorrrryyyy, and I ate the cherries and drank all the booze
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Old 11-12-2014, 13:48   #10
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I am sooo verrrry sooorrrryyyy, and I ate the cherries and drank all the booze
Hang on, isn't that how you lost your knickers last time?
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Old 11-12-2014, 14:10   #11
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Hmmmm.....there is a pattern, I agree - whoopsie
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Old 11-12-2014, 14:56   #12
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Nooooo... Surely a T2 driver would never have "made out" with a "LandRover" driver.... is there no shame in this world.....
... and not just any Land Rover - a Freelander!

However... I feel I should fess up... I have driven both my Mum's Discovery 3 and her Freelander 2 in the past and may on occasion have even liked it (pre Trol, honest!)

I also still buy Land Rover Monthly on occasion...
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Old 11-12-2014, 14:59   #13
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... and not just any Land Rover - a Freelander!

However... I feel I should fess up... I have driven both my Mum's Discovery 3 and her Freelander 2 in the past and may on occasion have even liked it (pre Trol, honest!)

I also still buy Land Rover Monthly on occasion...
Hmmm... 3 Hail Marys, and a Donation in the Poor box....
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Old 11-12-2014, 17:20   #14
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Sounds like a normal LR Gaylander advert to me
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Old 11-12-2014, 18:30   #15
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Sounds like a normal LR Gaylander advert to me
Drives like ****
looks like ****
From the description, probably smells like ****
So probably is ****

So the advert is quite accurate should get full stars for "As Described"

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