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Old 07-02-2014, 12:31   #1
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Red face help please

me and swmbo are babysitting our 3 wonderfull grandkids Saturday/sunday .... and im not fluent in kidspeak .

I understand that bad is good

and wicked is better

cool isn't cold ....its quite hot

anything else I need to know to converse with grandkids between the ages of 6 and 11 ?
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Old 07-02-2014, 13:44   #2
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No = No.Bedtime=Bedtime...
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Old 07-02-2014, 21:09   #3
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Depends what kinda kids they are and age.

If they have any influence of chav in them expect innit.

How old?
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Old 07-02-2014, 21:30   #4
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Buy a playstation, plonk them in front of it.

Sorted.

About 10 minutes before your kids pick them up, feed them each a packet of Skittles.
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Old 07-02-2014, 21:59   #5
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Buy a playstation, plonk them in front of it.

Sorted.

About 10 minutes before your kids pick them up, feed them each a packet of Skittles.
It's a grandparents job to wind the kids right up, just before sending them home. Blue food is good for that

Tell them big porkies about how their parents will buy them a PS4 EACH.

remember all the things that used to wind you up, and repeat
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Old 07-02-2014, 22:22   #6
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It's a grandparents job to wind the kids right up, just before sending them home. Blue food is good for that

Tell them big porkies about how their parents will buy them a PS4 EACH.

remember all the things that used to wind you up, and repeat
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Old 09-02-2014, 18:39   #7
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well , I survived the grandkids relatively unscathed ..... unfortunately I didn't survive meeting the cats unscathed .....in particular a big black fluffy thing that likes to sit on their black leather sofa ( can you guess wot happened ? ) .... yep I almost sat on it , and it protested somewhat by biting / scratching my back .....as for communication with the grandkids , twas fairly easy to understand them
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apparently my phone has x box live on it , and ive been informed that's awesome
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apparently my phone has x box live on it , and ive been informed that's awesome
Oops watch out for the bill then Pete, all these things cost dosh, Rick
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