norty briggie joke

[briggie]

Johnny walked into class with a black eye.

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, "johnny are u sleeping?" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer.

The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again?

Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, "are u coming?"

Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, r u coming too?"
Dad answered, "yes."

They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!!

[96terrano]

Originally Posted by briggie

Johnny walked into class with a black eye.

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, "johnny are u sleeping?" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer.

The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again?

Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, "are u coming?"

Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, r u coming too?"
Dad answered, "yes."

They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!!

[Lazy-Ferret]

Ewwwww....