Joke time !!!!

[briggie]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all chatting.

Sleeping Beauty said: "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said: "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said: "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the offices of the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It is official: I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply asked,

"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"