chuckle time

[briggie]

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood & as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further & kicks a cow.




Once inside his mother says "I saw what u did, young man! For kickin' the pig u'll get no bacon for a week & for kickin' the cow no milk for a week."




Just at that moment the boy's father walks through the door & boots the cat halfway across the room. Boy looks at his mom & says "Do u wanna tell him, or should I?"