Amazing new material invented

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In Stockholm recently, a Prof. Lars Neilssen, held a presentation before a large audience at Stockholm University, to introduce an incredible new material he had developed.
He announced that this material was the breakthrough that women had been waiting for for years, in that it prevented the "gooseberry" effect of cold or wet weather on their nipples, causing them to protrude through their bras, bikinis and t shirts.
After the presentation four male members of the audience invited the professor outside to the foyer, where they proceeded to give him a good kicking!

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