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briggie · 24-06-2012, 11:56

I am a Italiano. One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.

In a morning I go down to eat breakfast.

I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast.

She brings me only one piss.

I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.

I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.

She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.

The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.

I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.

I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table.

She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.

I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.

I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.

He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."

I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!

Thomas-the-Terrano2 · 24-06-2012, 12:02

reminds me of the italian officer in allo allo

and the french (english) policeman's attempt
at french.

supergnome · 24-06-2012, 12:04

Hope its still funny after tonights football!! David

melissachels · 24-06-2012, 12:26

i've got that on cd!!! pmsl

96terrano · 24-06-2012, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by melissachels

i've got that on cd!!! pmsl

aye, me too, ultimate clubland

Qplate · 24-06-2012, 20:13

Briggie, What happend to " I don't Need This Sheet " ???

24-06-2012, 11:56	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	italiano I am a Italiano. One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch! Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!

24-06-2012, 12:02	#2
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24-06-2012, 12:04	#3
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	Hope its still funny after tonights football!! David

24-06-2012, 12:26	#4
melissachels Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Near Armagh, Northern Ireland Vehicle: half of a T2 2.7td swb Posts: 1,216	i've got that on cd!!! pmsl

24-06-2012, 20:13	#6
Qplate Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: SE Kent Dover Vehicle: Ford Maverick 2.7 TDI 97 Posts: 16	Briggie, What happend to " I don't Need This Sheet " ???