joke for the female members

[briggie]

And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

[(RIP) PLANK]

he should have put it on her back, useful for ballroom dancing

[Kamsin]

Originally Posted by briggie

And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

But God (Acording to what i know cos iv never met him) created woman from one of Adams ribs. This is why women have one more rib then men.


But, Whats small, pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads trousers ?


Your Grandma!

[96terrano]

why do us guys get out smarted by women? it's an annoying fault, like terranos suffer rot, men suffer stupidity

[Kamsin]

Originally Posted by 96terrano

why do us guys get out smarted by women? it's an annoying fault, like terranos suffer rot, men suffer stupidity

We pretend to be stupid so they feel better about themselves. If they think were thick they stop asking us to do things.
NOW JUST DONT BLAB!

[rustic]

Originally Posted by Kamsin

We pretend to be stupid so they feel better about themselves. If they think were thick they stop asking us to do things.
NOW JUST DONT BLAB!

I suffer from selective memory loss.

Wife asks me to do something and I forget all about it.