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Old 04-05-2012, 21:47   #1
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Default Why men should write agony columns.

Dear John
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road
and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s
daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have
been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He
won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice
urgently. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also
check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem,
it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John
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