Trafic camera's

zippy656 · 28-01-2011, 19:48

Trafic camera's

Had this sent to me ......

TRAFFIC CAMERA
My husband was driving
When he saw the flash
Of a traffic camera.
He figured
That his picture had been taken
For exceeding the limit
Even though he knew
That he was not speeding.
Just to be sure,
He went around the block
And passed the same spot,
Driving even more slowly,
But again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think
That this was quite funny,
So he drove even slower
As he passed the area
Once more,
But the traffic camera
Again flashed.
He tried a fourth
And fifth time
With the same results
And was now laughing
As the camera flashed
While he rolled past
At a snail's pace.

Two weeks later,
He got five tickets in the mail
For driving without a seat belt..

You can't fix stupid.

Deleted account DD · 28-01-2011, 20:03

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Lynn · 28-01-2011, 21:29

it says in our local paper that the new speed camaras going oin the a13 look for speed,tax and if your using your mobile phone ! i never speak while driving unless its to myself because i can be quite funny

so i,ll go to the foot of our stairs they are bleeding clever them kodaks!

lacroupade · 28-01-2011, 22:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynn

it says in our local paper that the new speed camaras going oin the a13 look for speed,tax and if your using your mobile phone ! i never speak while driving unless its to myself because i can be quite funny

so i,ll go to the foot of our stairs they are bleeding clever them kodaks!

don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see LOL

...and another woman talking to herself? I thought that was normal.

felixthelogchopper · 28-01-2011, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynn

it says in our local paper that the new speed camaras going oin the a13 look for speed,tax and if your using your mobile phone ! i never speak while driving unless its to myself because i can be quite funny

so i,ll go to the foot of our stairs they are bleeding clever them kodaks!

Don't believe everything you read in the Echo

28-01-2011, 19:48	#1
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Trafic camera's Trafic camera's Had this sent to me ...... TRAFFIC CAMERA My husband was driving When he saw the flash Of a traffic camera. He figured That his picture had been taken For exceeding the limit Even though he knew That he was not speeding. Just to be sure, He went around the block And passed the same spot, Driving even more slowly, But again the camera flashed. Now he began to think That this was quite funny, So he drove even slower As he passed the area Once more, But the traffic camera Again flashed. He tried a fourth And fifth time With the same results And was now laughing As the camera flashed While he rolled past At a snail's pace. Two weeks later, He got five tickets in the mail For driving without a seat belt.. You can't fix stupid.

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28-01-2011, 20:03	#2
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	(possibly your best post ever )

28-01-2011, 21:29	#3
Lynn Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Essex,tho born n bred in west ham! Vehicle: 1996 Suzuki Vitara SWB Posts: 78	it says in our local paper that the new speed camaras going oin the a13 look for speed,tax and if your using your mobile phone ! i never speak while driving unless its to myself because i can be quite funny so i,ll go to the foot of our stairs they are bleeding clever them kodaks!