Go Back   :::.Nissan 4x4 Owners Club.::: > General > The Clubs Virtual Pub > Jokes humor and fun

Jokes humor and fun Keep it clean(ish)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 19-01-2011, 20:07   #1
Kamsin
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: East Midlands
Vehicle: Maverick 4x4 2.7 TDI 97
Posts: 1,211
Default Morning Sex!

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very minute’
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken’
Kamsin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-01-2011, 14:04   #2
spinna
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Vehicle: Nissan Patrol y60 4.2d
Posts: 1,287
Default

spinna is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:31.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Images online photo albums