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Old 12-01-2011, 22:32   #1
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Talking bloke joke

A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys,

1x tin of beans
1x packet of crisps
1x pint of milk
1x toilet roll
1x sausage roll

He then takes them over to the checkout and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks the bloke if he is single.

The bloke says sarcastically, YES!!!! How did you guess ?????

The girl replies, You're an ugly b**tard !!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2011, 23:12   #2
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some random nutter sends me jokes to my phone so heres one of em.
a welshman gets washed up on desert island with just a sheep and sheepdog for company after few days he feels frisky and starts eyeing up the sheep ,the sheepdogs instincts kick in and he wont let him anywhere near the sheep,following morning a young girls washed ashore "youve saved my life" says the welshman "can you take this fooking dog for a walk?"
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Old 13-01-2011, 16:48   #3
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some random nutter sends me jokes to my phone so heres one of em.
a welshman gets washed up on desert island with just a sheep and sheepdog for company after few days he feels frisky and starts eyeing up the sheep ,the sheepdogs instincts kick in and he wont let him anywhere near the sheep,following morning a young girls washed ashore "youve saved my life" says the welshman "can you take this fooking dog for a walk?"
Wonder who that is from..
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Old 13-01-2011, 17:34   #4
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i didnt mention your name didnt want to embarass you lol oops bitove "dont tell him pyke" momment there sorry lol
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