club merchandise

R1cho · 07-01-2011, 23:50

gotta love the shipping and returns policy for the clubs merchandise page

Shipping
We aim to despatch all orders eventually, stickers within 5 days & clothing within 28 days. We use Royal Snail for all deliveries which allows us to blame them when we forget to post your order.

Returns, yeah right, here’s the deal.

Clothing:- If you ordered the wrong size item it means one of two things, either you’ve been eating too many pies or you have over done the diet. All our garments can be easily converted into excellent cleaning cloths.

Stickers:- If they don’t stick then you have not cleaned the surface suitably, also applying silicon polish before application will have the same effect as trying to stick your sticker onto mud.
If you do end up in the unfortunate situation where your stickers will not stick, please return them to us along with your username, we will then create a post on the site telling everyone how dumb you are.

lacroupade · 07-01-2011, 23:53

Thats Pauls SOH for you! Which is why the site is also so anarchic LOL

07-01-2011, 23:50	#1
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	club merchandise gotta love the shipping and returns policy for the clubs merchandise page Shipping We aim to despatch all orders eventually, stickers within 5 days & clothing within 28 days. We use Royal Snail for all deliveries which allows us to blame them when we forget to post your order. Returns, yeah right, here’s the deal. Clothing:- If you ordered the wrong size item it means one of two things, either you’ve been eating too many pies or you have over done the diet. All our garments can be easily converted into excellent cleaning cloths. Stickers:- If they don’t stick then you have not cleaned the surface suitably, also applying silicon polish before application will have the same effect as trying to stick your sticker onto mud. If you do end up in the unfortunate situation where your stickers will not stick, please return them to us along with your username, we will then create a post on the site telling everyone how dumb you are.

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07-01-2011, 23:53	#2
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Thats Pauls SOH for you! Which is why the site is also so anarchic LOL