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Old 09-12-2010, 10:03   #1
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Very concerned as to the new blonde secretary that I hired .
Just recently I was confused about paying an invoice so I decided to ask my new blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
I called her into my office and said," You graduated from University.
If I were to give you £20,000,minus 14%,
how much would you take off?
The secretary thought for a moment , then replied
,"Everything but my earrings."
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