Caught by the Fuzz AGAIN ! - Page 5

makeitfit · 10-06-2010, 19:52

Been to court today as mr Plod just wouldn't let it lie

I presented a long winded case about how far the wall of the tyre can stick out. Right or wrong interpretation I had no idea but hey several pages of EU twaddle did blind the bench

Showed them my pics as opposed to the ones plod took because they didnt have the truck level, offered up straight edges etc and my best one of a police van with sticky out wheels, "Top Trump" me thinks

I was looking at 3 points and some fine no doubt, so it was worth the gamble

This is how it is now.

With the straight edge.

I reminde the bench about my 4x4Response work and that only the week before I'd been on mercy missions

My favorite pic I saved till last Plod Wagon

The result took a few moments of head nodding and whispering between them all till his nibs said
"You must be the unluckiest motorist in West Wales"
UNCONDITIONAL DISCHARGE

I have no fine either, just a ruddy prosecutors fee to pay

So ne ne ne ne plod

Twonks

Bet my truck is broody well marked now though.......................

Adz · 10-06-2010, 19:59

Deleted account DD · 10-06-2010, 20:15

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Muckypup · 11-06-2010, 09:28

A good result!

But with the court costs and discharge, does that mean they still found you guilty of breaking the law?

extreme-4x4 · 11-06-2010, 10:32

i know this wont be popular. but not all coppers are bastards, some are.. and in some cases its the law itself thats the arse.

but some are very good, and very nice people

take our resident proper copper, yes he likes a wind up bit like paulllllyyyyy too . but he never rams it down your throat and starts getting all copper ish on us, infact he helps where he can ... he dont even own a nissan no more .

so why does he still stay . cos its probably one place he can come and be treated like one of the lads and not like a copper ... and i think he joins in with that spirit with us too.

just my thoughts anyway

just worth remembering not all people are the same

11-06-2010, 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

i know this wont be popular. but not all coppers are bastards, some are.. and in some cases its the law itself thats the arse.

but some are very good, and very nice people

take our resident proper copper, yes he likes a wind up bit like paulllllyyyyy too . but he never rams it down your throat and starts getting all copper ish on us, infact he helps where he can ... he dont even own a nissan no more .

so why does he still stay . cos its probably one place he can come and be treated like one of the lads and not like a copper ... and i think he joins in with that spirit with us too.

just my thoughts anyway

just worth remembering not all people are the same

I dont think I ahve ever had issues with a ''propper copper''

had 2-3 complete ****** specials to deal with though

(RIP) PLANK · 11-06-2010, 13:19

looking at the first pic, does the gap between bumper and wing make the tyre 'look' more exposed and sticky outy than it actualy is? would closing the gap help divert attention away from the area? just a thought.

BigBlack · 11-06-2010, 14:44

I'm loving the blatenty illegal parking in your photo's for the court!!!!

extreme-4x4 · 11-06-2010, 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBlack

I'm loving the blatenty illegal parking in your photo's for the court!!!!

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Martin60 · 11-06-2010, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

i know this wont be popular. but not all coppers are bastards, some are.. and in some cases its the law itself thats the arse.

but some are very good, and very nice people

take our resident proper copper, yes he likes a wind up bit like paulllllyyyyy too . but he never rams it down your throat and starts getting all copper ish on us, infact he helps where he can ... he dont even own a nissan no more .

so why does he still stay . cos its probably one place he can come and be treated like one of the lads and not like a copper ... and i think he joins in with that spirit with us too.

just my thoughts anyway

just worth remembering not all people are the same

You think your having it bad

Come to North Wales, all the decent "human coppers" have been replaced with a bunch of Hitlers hench men.
They hide behind the uniform.

Some of thes bastards are experts at stitching people up.

Never mind see how I get on in July. An appeal against a decision by North Wales Police.

I would love to see some of these vindictive coppers taking a lie detector test.

makeitfit · 11-06-2010, 22:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBlack

I'm loving the blatenty illegal parking in your photo's for the court!!!!

It's my house

Not so long ago we had a wiggly line outside the house cause the paint line truck had to go round one of the cars parked er well closish

10-06-2010, 19:52	#61
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Court update Been to court today as mr Plod just wouldn't let it lie I presented a long winded case about how far the wall of the tyre can stick out. Right or wrong interpretation I had no idea but hey several pages of EU twaddle did blind the bench Showed them my pics as opposed to the ones plod took because they didnt have the truck level, offered up straight edges etc and my best one of a police van with sticky out wheels, "Top Trump" me thinks I was looking at 3 points and some fine no doubt, so it was worth the gamble This is how it is now. With the straight edge. I reminde the bench about my 4x4Response work and that only the week before I'd been on mercy missions My favorite pic I saved till last Plod Wagon The result took a few moments of head nodding and whispering between them all till his nibs said "You must be the unluckiest motorist in West Wales" UNCONDITIONAL DISCHARGE I have no fine either, just a ruddy prosecutors fee to pay So ne ne ne ne plod Twonks Bet my truck is broody well marked now though.......................

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10-06-2010, 19:59	#62
Adz Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Roaming Nomad Vehicle: 1995 SWB Terrano Posts: 5,370

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Muckypup Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Lancs Vehicle: Jeep Grand Cherokee 4.0 Posts: 485	A good result! But with the court costs and discharge, does that mean they still found you guilty of breaking the law?

11-06-2010, 10:32	#65
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	i know this wont be popular. but not all coppers are bastards, some are.. and in some cases its the law itself thats the arse. but some are very good, and very nice people take our resident proper copper, yes he likes a wind up bit like paulllllyyyyy too . but he never rams it down your throat and starts getting all copper ish on us, infact he helps where he can ... he dont even own a nissan no more . so why does he still stay . cos its probably one place he can come and be treated like one of the lads and not like a copper ... and i think he joins in with that spirit with us too. just my thoughts anyway just worth remembering not all people are the same

11-06-2010, 13:19	#67
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	looking at the first pic, does the gap between bumper and wing make the tyre 'look' more exposed and sticky outy than it actualy is? would closing the gap help divert attention away from the area? just a thought.

11-06-2010, 14:44	#68
BigBlack Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Vehicle: 2005 Terrano II 2.7tdi SE Posts: 568	I'm loving the blatenty illegal parking in your photo's for the court!!!!