DVLA Bar Stewards...

[Liam]

Originally Posted by daved

I assure you not the case in fact i'm more likely to turn up on your front door step dressed like a banana than take them personally............whats your address ?

See,typical bloody copper. I haven't committed any offence and you still want to know where I live and threaten to turn up on my doorstep undercover.

[(RIP) PLANK]

Originally Posted by Liam

See,typical bloody copper. I haven't committed any offence and you still want to know where I live and threaten to turn up on my doorstep undercover.

but you do have the right to APEEL

[Deleted account DD]

arrggghhhhhh

[Liam]

Originally Posted by PLANK

but you do have the right to APEEL

If he arrives at my door,I'll skin him.

[(RIP) PLANK]

Originally Posted by Liam

If he arrives at my door,I'll skin him.

you could just SLIP out while he's not looking

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by daved

A serial very serious offender who had diasapeared from the scene was locked up (after a brief pursuit) when I was involved in anpr because................................

the dozy twat sorn'd his car presumably to avoid paying up and then drove past the team so the machine pinged him up

It works all ways. Honestly I have never stopped being amazed at the ingenuity and the stupidity in equal measures, of the human race.

Anyhow its xmas and I can hear a 1/2 price bottle of Tesco fizz calling my name

Enough of politics and big brother

Happy xmas one and all

But you underlined the flaw in your argument perfectly Dave - thanks....he would still have got yanked by ANPR cos his car wasn't taxed....all he did by SORNing it was deny himself an excuse like 'I forgot guv'. So my hypothesis that SORN does nothing in terms of aiding crime detection still holds.

[Deleted account DD]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

But you underlined the flaw in your argument perfectly Dave - thanks....he would still have got yanked by ANPR cos his car wasn't taxed....all he did by SORNing it was deny himself an excuse like 'I forgot guv'. So my hypothesis that SORN does nothing in terms of aiding crime detection still holds.

Not quite, on small canvas yes, but on a bigger picture definitely not.

Let me explain.................4 intercept cars, 10 pings on the system which ones do they go after?

SORN (certainly used to) would take priority over fail to tax because theres a greater potential for further offences such as deception that go into criminality to be disclosed and less chance of error carried over from dvla because of how they do it in house you actually allude to that enhanced level of offence in your own argument, the I forgot or its in the post defence is invalid

Thats how he was caught. Everything to do with the reg on that car was evaluated by someone like me (or I used to ) and given a "rating" put on the system and the one with the higher rating gets grabbed. Its a lawful and proportionate but most of all a practical and effective technique, all outlined in the National Intelligence Model.

Always the chance he could have pinged up with one spare intercept vehicleon site, followed closely by a mass murderer in a car with 50 k of coke using red diesel in which case they would have taken a higher priority and the single available unit would have gone after them instead.

Thats life


Happy xmas

enough of this bollocks, ive got call of duty black ops to have a look at

[lacroupade]

...pass the twiglets.....

[Deleted account DD]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

...pass the twiglets.....

No ta..........would spoil the champers

We havent eaten yet either, been out with the dawgs who are now crashed out and Im starving

[Deleted account DD]

Can i also point out im only farting about on line because she's watching Noels Xmas Presents kin hate that man.

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by daved

Can i also point out im only farting about on line because she's watching Noels Xmas Presents kin hate that man.

I'm more concerned about the fact that you've checked into a romantic little love nest and are watching telly and playing COD!

I think you'd better adjourn to the bar while I nip round and show her my new Mickey Mouse boxers....

[Deleted account DD]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

I'm more concerned about the fact that you've checked into a romantic little love nest and are watching telly and playing COD!

I think you'd better adjourn to the bar while I nip round and show her my new Mickey Mouse boxers....

No chance, now she may be tempted if they were shrek ones


Not yet, still at home love nest from Monday

[makeitfit]

Right oh all aving a good time by the look of all this bull
Late to this thread 'cause I cant read very quickly
I'd just like to say you're all wrong.............
It's just another stealth tax, the default setting now being " get it perfectly right first time " OR you PAY

Also , sort of related, but not having a go Daved, we were stopped coming home from a gig last week by the old bill 2am in Carmarthen
I had a dipped head light bulb out. I'd noticed it when we came off the motorway, but couldn't find an open garage to get a replacement. So foolishly I put on the fog lights (which on the Focus are almost floor level) so I wouldn't be mistaken for a motorbike. Anyway plod pulled me over for "Causing him undue distress" pmsl
There was no evening sir what's going on here then.
Just "Right that's £30 to start with" says the grining twonk and so it went on................................................ ...and on................................................ ..and on
Why not just give me a bollocking and tell me to get it fixed? Oh No lets just fine the twat and score more points and less respect
Bloody donkey's going to get some Karma soon, I asked Santa

[Deleted account DD]

I would appeal against that ticket.

[briggie]

i dont understand this points and targets thing for so called efficiency...... surely a better level of respect would be gained by actually pointing out to minor criminals the error of their ways rather than think of pound notes and scores .

one example is , i suspect a drug dealer lives very close to me , ive rung crimestoppers a few times and im asked things like " can you see a camera ? " ...... er no i cant say ive really looked is that important ?.....most of the neighbours suspect it too , but time will tell i guess