My Cheeks are Sore - Page 2

briggie · 27-06-2010, 22:06

in patbhoys defence ....... scotland did beat england 3-2 at wembley in 1967 with archie gemmil scoring the winner

Liam · 27-06-2010, 22:06

On a seperate note, after going out of the World Cup,the Algerian, Cameroon and Nigerian teams are all due to arrive home in England today!!! LOL

tezzer · 27-06-2010, 22:39

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Originally Posted by Liam

On a seperate note, after going out of the World Cup,the Algerian, Cameroon and Nigerian teams are all due to arrive home in England today!!! LOL

makeitfit · 27-06-2010, 22:41

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Originally Posted by Darwin

World Champions 20/20 Cricket May 16th 2010

your turn ?

er what's cricket , yawn

Sounds like an eye test competition

jims-terrano · 27-06-2010, 22:57

Severe weather Warning has been issued.

Severe flooding is expected in northern England due to the whole of Scotland pissing their selves

PS I spent the afternoon in Hornsea to get away from the footy, brilliant the roads were lovely and quiet.

briggie · 27-06-2010, 23:11

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Originally Posted by jims-terrano

Severe weather Warning has been issued.

Severe flooding is expected in northern England due to the whole of Scotland pissing their selves

PS I spent the afternoon in Hornsea to get away from the footy, brilliant the roads were lovely and quiet.

England need a new coach but the only one they will be getting is the one back from the airport.

MudLifeCrisis · 28-06-2010, 00:10

The English players at club level are all good players because they are fed by, supported by and play with the worlds best players. Unfortunatly these players go and play for their own countries in the world cup.

The problem with English football....not enough English players

I normally follow Italy after England go out, can't even do that this year ;o(

Brian

Tony · 28-06-2010, 10:12

22 big girls kicking a pigs bladder about.
Tony

patbhoy · 28-06-2010, 16:47

It was good of the BBC to cancel highlights of the Germany/England game last night.
Instead they put on a wonderful movie "Out of Africa"

andrewk · 29-06-2010, 00:54

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Originally Posted by MudLifeCrisis

The problem with English football....not enough English players

I've just been looking at the official website of the Premier League here: http://www.premierleague.com/page/Faqs Apparently there are 337 foreign players from 66 countries registered and eligible to play in the premiership - nearly 17 per club!!! Whilst I may be wrong, my impression is that in a typical premiership match, something like 70-80% of the players on the pitch are foreign (non-English - so Scots, Irish and Welsh count as foreign). If I am right, then the average premiership club plays maybe 3 English players.

So, unless I am way off beam, the 20 premiership clubs field no more than 60 English players between them each weekend. If you discount those that are maybe a bit old for a new England career or way too young and inexperienced, then Capello didn't have so many Englishmen to pick from. It could just be that the 23 Englishmen who went to South Africa are half or more of all those who are remotely suitable (forgetting for the moment those who play in the reserves or lower leagues). It shouldn't really be like that, should it?

Andrew

welshwingnut · 29-06-2010, 06:40

Best German porn i've seen in ages , 11 Ingerlish pussies getting hammered for 90 minutes

welshwingnut · 29-06-2010, 06:42

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: Why do the English make better lovers than the Portuguese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second!

Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!

Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: O J Simpson had a more credible defence

Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.

Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2010 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.

Q: What's the difference between The Invisible Man and England?
A: You've got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals.

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27-06-2010, 22:06	#16
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	in patbhoys defence ....... scotland did beat england 3-2 at wembley in 1967 with archie gemmil scoring the winner

27-06-2010, 22:06	#17
Liam Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Laois,Ireland Posts: 923	On a seperate note, after going out of the World Cup,the Algerian, Cameroon and Nigerian teams are all due to arrive home in England today!!! LOL

27-06-2010, 22:57	#20
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	Severe weather Warning has been issued. Severe flooding is expected in northern England due to the whole of Scotland pissing their selves PS I spent the afternoon in Hornsea to get away from the footy, brilliant the roads were lovely and quiet.

28-06-2010, 00:10	#22
MudLifeCrisis Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: St Albans Herts Vehicle: 1997 Mav 2.7tdi lwb Posts: 1,377	The English players at club level are all good players because they are fed by, supported by and play with the worlds best players. Unfortunatly these players go and play for their own countries in the world cup. The problem with English football....not enough English players I normally follow Italy after England go out, can't even do that this year ;o( Brian

28-06-2010, 10:12	#23
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	22 big girls kicking a pigs bladder about. Tony

28-06-2010, 16:47	#24
patbhoy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bridge of Weir, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Patrol GR SE 2.8TD Posts: 526	It was good of the BBC to cancel highlights of the Germany/England game last night. Instead they put on a wonderful movie "Out of Africa"

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welshwingnut Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: wales Vehicle: nissan terrano 2.7tdi Posts: 20	Best German porn i've seen in ages , 11 Ingerlish pussies getting hammered for 90 minutes

29-06-2010, 06:42	#27
welshwingnut Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: wales Vehicle: nissan terrano 2.7tdi Posts: 20	Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead. Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. Q: Why do the English make better lovers than the Portuguese/Germans? A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second! Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team? A: They are both useless in Europe! Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England? A: O J Simpson had a more credible defence Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet engine eventually stops whining. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common? A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It could be your bicycle. Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand. Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2010 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box. Q: What's the difference between The Invisible Man and England? A: You've got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals.