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Old 01-08-2013, 21:51   #16
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rebuilding a terrano, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ,
first you should give her a good look over,
is she the one for you ?
look at her lines,
is she straight ? or bent ?
look for bumps,
has she got any ?
is she slim and sleek or like an old tractor ?
check the bodywork for signs of ageing.
has she been round the clock ?
warm her up, see if she smokes
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once you`ve made up your mind, it`s time to start
first strip of the bodywork,
look at the chassis, is it rough or smooth ?
does it look clean ? if not give her a wash down,
look for cracks, there must be a couple at least,
bumps ? give them a close inspection

lay her out nicely
treat her to some good oil,
then ....................dive in !!!!!
Haha! Love that
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Old 01-08-2013, 21:58   #17
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Make sure you wash your locks....the ones on your head that is
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:02   #18
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Make sure you wash your locks....the ones on your head that is
Ha indeed, Zenka has nice her, doesn't have bits of rust and waxoyl in it like mine...ahh...the joys of Terrano ownership
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:04   #19
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Ha indeed, Zenka has nice her, doesn't have bits of rust and waxoyl in it like mine...ahh...the joys of Terrano ownership
You should wear a hat when working under Toby, keep them locks clean
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:13   #20
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They aren't bloody locks, my lady's hair is more like a spaniel lol
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:31   #21
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You look so sad in that picture Ryan
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:42   #22
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Aye, was after I tried to insure the T2
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Old 01-08-2013, 22:49   #23
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Aye, was after I tried to insure the T2
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:38   #24
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Well, its that day
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:53   #25
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rebuilding a terrano, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ,
first you should give her a good look over,
is she the one for you ?
look at her lines,
is she straight ? or bent ?
look for bumps,
has she got any ?
is she slim and sleek or like an old tractor ?
check the bodywork for signs of ageing.
has she been round the clock ?
warm her up, see if she smokes
.
once you`ve made up your mind, it`s time to start
first strip of the bodywork,
look at the chassis, is it rough or smooth ?
does it look clean ? if not give her a wash down,
look for cracks, there must be a couple at least,
bumps ? give them a close inspection

lay her out nicely
treat her to some good oil,
then ....................dive in !!!!!
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:43   #26
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With her now, she's looking and smells well nice
Got the sound system pumped and mum zenka dog and I are heading down the motorway to Carlisle
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Old 02-08-2013, 17:03   #27
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tell her she smells nice
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Old 02-08-2013, 17:08   #28
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tell her she smells nice
I did, a exotic perfume I think, back home now from Carlisle and doing work on the terrano, she's laining parts. And I was working underneath, she didn't want to get covered in oil and stuff
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Old 02-08-2013, 19:27   #29
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what was her reaction to the chocolates ?
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Old 02-08-2013, 19:39   #30
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what was her reaction to the chocolates ?
surprised and grateful, got a lovely hug, cheers mate we are sitting in my truck, basically waiting for mum and dad to go out to another dance thingy, then Zenka is going to cook us food as she's going to show me how to cook polish derived food, then we are going to finish of work on my truck, then do something else, we don't know what yet possibly go for a walk or take the bikes a run through the woods, if she can cycle with the boots she's wearing
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