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Old 24-03-2010, 00:37   #1
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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A Yorkshire lass

The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
away.

The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a lass from Yorkshire . He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed
enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Old 24-03-2010, 07:52   #2
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LOL! Nice one, briggie!
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Old 24-03-2010, 08:19   #3
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oh so true
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Old 24-03-2010, 12:03   #4
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Ah... reminds me of my 'lass!!!!!
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Old 24-03-2010, 15:25   #5
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Even worse if from West Yorkshire.
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lol, brilliant!
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Old 24-03-2010, 18:18   #7
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Ah... reminds me of my 'lass!!!!!

ah right, we should have guessed by your name..

its really BIGBLACKEYE then!!
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