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Old 21-03-2010, 19:51   #1
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This is serious.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco's in huddersfield .
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th.
Also on November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th, twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend!!
(P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl's are £1.75 and look better).
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Old 21-03-2010, 19:54   #2
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ffs you must be the unluckiest bloke i know

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Old 21-03-2010, 20:03   #3
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i'm going down the supermarket now, to watch out i dont get scammed like that, hopefully two or three times....
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Old 21-03-2010, 20:05   #4
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are these the evil ladies
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Old 21-03-2010, 20:25   #5
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just poping out to get a bit of shopping!!!!!!!!!!!

told the girlfreind i forgot to get a couple of nice TARTS for tea..
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Old 21-03-2010, 21:01   #6
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A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your arse."
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Old 21-03-2010, 21:03   #7
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lol
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Old 21-03-2010, 21:31   #8
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping .
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