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Old 20-03-2010, 18:05   #1
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria..

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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Old 20-03-2010, 21:21   #2
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take it then that BANKERS AND POLITICIANS MUST ONLY EVER DRINK WATER
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Old 20-03-2010, 21:47   #3
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i think your right sid,
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did you say Bankers ? lol
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a little boy and girl where discussing their differances , the boy dropped his trousers and said " look at this !!!! , i bet you wish you had one of these , its great " .... little girl dropped her knickers and said " mum says with one of these i can get as many of those as i want "
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