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Old 22-12-2009, 15:53   #1
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Default I'll try it !!

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar, and then turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this gator's mouth and place my privates inside, then the gator will close his mouth for one full minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed"..... "In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink".
The crowd murmured their approval.... The Cajun stood up on a chair, dropped his pants, and placed his "Old Boy" and related parts into the alligator's mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the assembly gasped.
After a minute, the Cajun grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The patrons cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The Cajun stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try" . A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. ...... A blonde woman timidly spoke up ....
" I'll try it ! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle" !!!
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Old 22-12-2009, 16:49   #2
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thats made my day....
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