Ruddy Health n Safety

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Blinking light weight organisers at the local firework bash bottled out and canceled
Just cause it's a bit (well quite a lot really) windy
You can't fart these days without some twat from HnS sticking his oar in
I mean gorden bennet all you got to do is stand the other side of the fire, how hard can it be?
And if you can't work that one out , then get out of the gene pool

Ah that's better and relax..........................mmm glass of wine dear